Most people instantly know the answer when given the question “What would you do with too much money?” Well here at The Nasty Philadelphian™ we answer the question “What would you do with too little money?” Though I am the only employee, I still use plural first person pronouns to remind myself that my hopes and dreams are still here. Nevermind, I fired them for underperformance. Anyways, I make videogames and if you think that’s a waste of my life, then just try playing them so that you too can partake in that activity. I’m sorry for all the negativity. My mommy told me I needed to become independent so that’s why I’m self-deprecating instead of relying on others to bring me down.

This is me testing out my own game and pretending to be scared in front of my audience. It’s forward psychology!